The Bunny Avengers

In an alternative version of the marvel-verse, the Avengers defeated the Enchantress before she was able to summon and enslave a powerful entity to help her with her evil plans. After defeating her, Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man took the wicked magic user to the new Raft. Meanwhile, the rest of the team (consisting of She-Hulk, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man) returned to Avengers Tower to examine, study, and securely store the artifacts they found in the magic user's possession. Those artifacts consisted of a collection of perfectly-cut crystals of different shapes and generally quite big sizes, and an old tome.

According to Thor's knowledge and Iron Man's readings, none of them were dangerous on their own, but still best kept away from those with bad intentions. At least, that was the plan. However, when they returned to the team's home, things took a different turn (as happens so often). Instead of taking the crystals and the tome directly to the tower's vault, Scarlet Witch decided to examine them and tells Peter to place them on the table. She-Hulk objected, but when the tower's A.I. assured her that there were no dangerous readings concerning the crystals, she agreed and turned her attention to the bar where the A.I. offered her a drink. Peter placed the crystals on a nearby table and went to join She-Hulk over at the bar while Wanda began to read the old tome.

A few minutes later, Wanda was lost in her study of the tome. Peter returned to the table and picked one of the crystals up. It was quite huge, perfectly smooth, and shaped like an egg.

"Too bad Easter is over. This one would make a great gift. MJ would certainly like it, don't you think, ladies?" Peter commented holding the crystal egg.

"Can't be sure... but yes, it doesn't look bad for an Easter gift. Yet I would prefer that other one. I get some really nice feelings and ideas when looking at it. I'm sure that your sexy soon-to-be-very-happy wife would certainly agree. Isn't that right, Wanda?" Jennifer replied, smirking.

"What? Oh, sure... sure... mhh... this is really interesting… Easter… bunnies… Oh, I saw something… where was it… oh yes, here…" Wanda sounded as if she was in some kind of trance, and started reciting what sounded like a rather naughty poem about bunnies.

"Miss Maximoff, I have to inform you that the tower's internal sensors are picking up some unfamiliar readings from the crystals and the tome you are holding. I advise you to stop reading." The tower's A.I. interrupted, but Wanda did not stop.

The moment the last word left her lips, Wanda seemed to wake up from her trance.

"Oh... oh no. It was a trap! I'm so sorry! You two... run.... Jarvis... activate…" Wanda shouted as she dropped the book, but it was too late. Her eyes and hands started to glow as the book and crystals seemed to absorb some of that same light and draw it their way. Moments later, all three were hit by rays of light coming from the crystals and engulfed by spheres of blindingly bright light. Only the silhouettes of the three heroes were visible in the spheres and those silhouettes were changing, rapidly and drastically. When the spheres faded away, the three heroes were hardly recognizable anymore. Not only had they become rather bunny-like, but also eye-catchingly curvy and sensual. This included poor Peter, who was now a hermaphrodite named Petra. Her figure was just as curvy and bunny-like as the two original females. The only traces of their former appearances were the colours of their hair and their greatly changed outfits, but the changes they'd undergone were more than visible.

Their minds and personalities had changed too. The three of them still remembered who they were before, and most of what they knew before, but all of them gained a somewhat dominant, naughty side to their personalities... and a strong urge to be sexy and do what bunnies are known for. To add icing onto the erotic cake, there was that nasty bimbo curse placed upon them as well.

When the other Avengers returned and found their transformed and very busy partners, it didn't take long until they (supported by the tower's A.I. and some other magicians) found out how, what, and why all this happened. It turned out that the Enchantress had placed a well-hidden spell on the crystals when she realized her approaching defeat. Originally, she had planned to use the crystals to trap some powerful energy creatures from another dimension in them so that they could be used as a source of power for her future plans.

The spell was meant to affect and feed the curiosity of any magic user touching the crystals and/or tome, seducing them to search for a certain spell hidden inside as soon as somebody nearby would make a comment concerning an animal (or something associated with one). A soon as this would happen, the spell hidden in the poem would activate the crystals and transform anybody close by into a creature consumed by pleasure and forced to give into its new desires and needs. Luckily for the three heroes, the Enchantress wasn't able to complete her spell, so they'd just barely avoided completely devolving into little more than literal playboy bunnies. They felt an overwhelming urge for physical contact, but could otherwise carry on with their hero duties like normal. However, not engaging in sexual activities for extended periods of time will result in them furthering the transformation and becoming very bubbly and girly bimbos, eager to have fun (but not necessarily sex).

Another side effect of Peter's earlier Easter comments (as well as the fact that Wanda's reality changing powers had fuelled the spell) is that the three of them have gained a new and rather special power that shows up around that time of the year. They are not just able, but biologically forced, to lay colourful easter eggs after sex.

In Spider-Bunny's case, there is one more new power worth mentioning that comes about every Easter. While having sex with other not-cursed people does not have any effect on them any other time of the year, it has quite a big one when she does it during that most fertile time of the year. Right before and during Easter, Spider-Bunny's condition becomes contagious and their partner will also become a "bunny" version of themselves. This last discovery was made only a few days after Spider-Bunny's wedding when Mary Jane magically gained the strength, agility, and endurance of a bunny. She would be the fourth (and currently last) victim of the Enchantress' curse

Despite their rather intense lives and body-changing experiences, the three heroes stayed part of the hero community and continued to use their powers, both old and new, to fight crime and evil. Sometimes they did it as part of the Avengers, but more often than not they did it as their own, new team: the 3-B's, New York's naughtiest protectors!

In case you were wondering, it means: "Busty, Bootylicious, Beautiful Bunnies" (or "Bimbo Bunnies", as some called them after seeing the heroes fall prey to the bimbo curse's compulsions).


Story by Apokol
Artwork by Wolfgee

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